Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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