I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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