doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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