is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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