they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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