i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
please don't ironically join a cult
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