Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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