oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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