people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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