Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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