Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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