I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
