Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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