ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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