Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake