kristin has been a bad kristin
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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