Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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