is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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