My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
