I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So much rum. So many feels.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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