quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Boobs speak an international language.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I pour the whiskey from now on
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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