wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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