come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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