what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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