I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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