in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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