Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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