i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he just fucked me for my cheese.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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