I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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