After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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