New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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