Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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