You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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