Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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