I don't think brook has ever known best
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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