i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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