it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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