Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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