Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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