Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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