Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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