Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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