My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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