Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Who did Billy Mays play for?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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