You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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