Whod you bang
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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