In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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