Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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