He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
COCAINE IS GR8
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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