You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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