did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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