Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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