i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The ass gains better be worth it
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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