I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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