He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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